Snargeinspector


 * Snargeinspector is an old hermit who joined the server in the new badlands era, and has recently returned to civilization. He is an elf from Hyrule, and has a half brother, whitejay, who is an elf/orc mix. His other allies include Admiralbeercakes and Thecowdiva. He, like his brother, is a traveling hermit with many skills, and is happy to do odd jobs for people, for a price. He is considered very wise, and has much skill.

Beginning

 * Snargeinspector joined the server in late september to early october of 2011, when the server was in the new baldlands era, when it had merged with Iaccidentaly's server. He was a pretty big noob at the time, and was housed by a close friend (who was shortly banned afterwards) in a house close to spawn, on the red road. His brother, whitejay, came out of hiding (there is quite a bit of racism directed towards elf/orc mixes.) They lived in houses next to each other, but sadly, whitejay was driven out, do to more racism, including the uprising of OOO, the Oo Orks Ooze, a group of people dedicated to wiping out the orcish race. Snargeinspector fell under some hard times, being short of money and having to pay rent for his house, and eventually, AndyFox42 destroyed his house, claiming it was too close to spawn. With none of his items refunded, Snargeinspector had to start anew, Living on a secluded island, when eventualy, he slipped away, never to be seen or heard from again. Until now.

Today

 * Snargeinspector has rejoined the badlands after a almost a year of dissapearence, and has resumed his life as a traveling hermit and odd-job-doer. His brother whitejay has come out of hiding again, and they are working together to eradicate the OOO, while altogether assembling a new organization, the PPP (Poo Porks Plan). His brother has been stalked recently, and we would like anyone able to help put an end to whitejay's stalking.

Snargebane

 * Snargebane is the legendary sword that Snargeinspector has crafted upon his returne to the badlands, whom he has killed many a chicken with. There is rumor of it going to be enchanted, but we can't be certain... Will be added onto as more details arise.



Allies

 * Snargeinspector does not have a long list of allies at the moment due to his dissapearence, but they include:


 * His half brother whitejay
 * Thecowdiva, his best friend and whom he housed for a period of time (Introduced her to server)
 * Admiralbeercakes (who has temporarily housed Snargeinspector since he has returned to the badlands)

Quotes

 * "U just got SNARGED!"


 * "JOE MAMA!!!"


 * "Your Mother."


 * "SUCK THAT, SUCKAH!"


 * "PLATYPUS!!!"


 * "Go poop yourself."


 * "THIS SWORD [Snargebane] GOES TO 11!!!"