Rjbreitenfeldt

rjbreitenfeldt was once a cat, he then turned into an octopus and roamed the city of applejuice, selling hot dogs with carrot stuffing. One day, a man who looked like a grasshopper wanted a hotdog without carrots, and rj didn't know what to do. Rj threw a bun at the grasshopper, jumped over his hot dog cart and started dancing to epic sax guy.

Trivia
Rjbreitenfeldt doesn't know how to tie a knot in a chinese food

has anyoen really even decided to do even has to do look like

Rj once had a roommate that was a antelope but then his roommate left because rj smelt like stuff

Rj's mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries

Rj once exploded because he ate a rancide squid berry full of orange bacon