Robosaurus2089

Robosaurus2089 is the one and only worshipper of Soap.

Robosaurus2089's History
Robosaurus2089 is a four-dimensional trangle made of antimatter. In case you don't know, this means that no time passes for the robosaurus2089.

Soap - The Great Belief
Soap was the one and only thing that robosaurus2089 cared about. In fact, he created his own Soap religion, called "Soapism". The belief of Soap started when robosaurus2089 one day found a book lying in the Badlands spawn, inside of one of the pixels in Cordestian's head. The book was titled "Tale of Soap".

"Once upon a time, in a far off land, a very special knight was trapped in a dungeon. He called upon Lord Cord, the god of lightning, to save him. But Cord wasn't fast enough to save him. Instead, a bar of soap flew through the wall and scrubbed the dungeon out of existence. The knight was free, and the job of the soap was done. It reverted into its covert spy form, a delicious bowl of chocolate stew, and flew into the heavens. Cord came down to free the knight and found that the knight was already free. The soap stole Cord's thunder! (Excuse me, pun.) Cord swore that, from that day on, Soap would live a life of misery ond despair..."

When Cord fist saw robosaurus2089 worshipping Soap, he knew something was up. On January 4th, 2014, Lord Cord located the Soap and struck it down with lightning. But Soap wouldn't fall without a fight. The Soap, in a last ditch attempt, sucked all of Cord's power out through the lightning bolt, reverting Cord into a mere VIP Diamond. This spared Soap from the ultimate death-holding bolt that would surely destroy him. Weakened, Soap broke down into his component parts - Blueberry Soap, Octogon Soap, Divine Soap, and Vile Soap. These four Soap relics are scattered throughout the Badlands world. Legend says that If you bring them to the Temple of Soap, you can bring back the once glorious Soap god.